Kiss & tell: dish rag
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My gross first kiss: his tongue was frantic!

“My first kiss was the most horrible one,” says Archana. “I'd been fantasizing about this for months and everything was perfect till he kissed me.” The first kiss & tell in our weekly MyStory slot – a series about best, worst, missed or first kisses.

Archana (name changed) is a Guest Relations Manager.

I had a huge crush on this really cute guy from college for months and we finally got talking at a friend’s farewell party. We got away from the party and ended up sitting together on the terrace.

He just kind of leaned in mid sentence and covered my mouth with his. Before I knew what hit me, he put his tongue into my mouth and started darting it in and out.

Awkward silence
His tongue was moving frantically in and out, lashing around in my mouth. I had expected my first kiss to be kind of slow, exciting but it turned out to be gross and completely unsexy.

Anyway after I recovered from the shock of it I pushed him away. But the awkward silence that followed was more horrible than the kiss and we didn’t speak to each other at all after that.

Word of advice: unless you know how to use it, keep your tongue leashed in.

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