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How to be sexy this year?

By Auntyji Tuesday, December 22, 2020 - 12:40
Hi Aunty ji, what’s your new year resolution and what’s your advice for all your fans? Mahesh, 21, Madurai

Auntyji says, ‘Arre beta, I tell you resolutions are very badnaam – you know, bad name – infamous’!

To make or break

You know what they say for resolutions? They last only for the first 25 days of the month. The 26th of January better be named ‘Drop All Resolutions Day’, instead of Republic Day, I think.

Beta I make resolutions each year. Last year I had thought that I’ll buy a jar and every week I’ll put one little note in it on what made me happy that week, what act of kindness did I do etc. And then at the year end, I will have 52 acts of kindness documented. How happy that will make me!

Beta I have 2 – not 52 and that jar has a money plant in it! Batao beta. I am not the only one – it seems to be a highly contagious habit. So Mahesh puttar, I have decided that next year’s resolution is to not break any resolutions.

Healthy is the new sexy!

Achcha sabse pehle, I have decided that I must be healthy, fit and strong. I must exercise and maintain a regime! You too can join me puttar. You can have your own checklist of how healthy you are, how healthy your sex life is, how healthy your relationship is. What do you think beta Mahesh?  

You can also do so by ensuring you have access to information on sex and body – that you are not shy of asking for safer sex and equally, being cool enough to offer it as well.

Beta ji, healthy is the new sexy. Mark your Auntyji's words.

Find your facts and fiction

Then, my resolution is also to meet you all more, to talk to you all more – in new and smart avatars so that we all can be closer and you can fall back on your Aunty Bubbli. I will also want you to make good choices and decisions for yourself, quick and strong.

My big plan is to encourage you to write here and ask questions on our website, our Discussion Board or Facebook. My resolution is to make more and more information available to you and your friends – in a funny, snazzy and yet factual manner.

Aim small and deliver big beta – is Bubbli’s motto. Achha, now my resolution is done.

But you must have many more – so what are they? Zyada sex? Ok, I am with you but soch samjh ke – some smart choices need safety! Please don’t follow my jar idea for this – putting names of all those you have been intimate with! If your mummy sees that jar she may think they are all your best pals and call them for your next birthday – O’ teri ki!

Happy New Year – my dears!

Now, what about zyada respect, zyada humility, zyada tolerance – towards everyone, irrespective of caste, colour, gender, status. Let’s all make a promise to keep that resolution – you know what they say for resolutions – they last longer if someone joins you.

Lets all of us join and make this a year of love, kindness, sweetness, and peace and great sexual health – for you and for me and the entire human race. Let's keep a jar - fill it with notes to myself – of each time you and I and everyone reading this – did that one random act of love and kindness – give yourself a star.

And by the time new year dawns on us – LM users and readers will welcome it with a million shining, beautiful stars – which will then again light up another new year for us. Happy New Year to you beta – to all of you. Keep smiling, keep shining and definitely, be sexy!

*To protect the identity, names have been changed and the person/s in the picture is/are models.

What’s your new year resolution? Comment below or share with Love Matters (LM) on our Facebook page. If you have a specific question, please ask LM experts on our discussion forum.

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Aunty ji namastey Plz help me mene apni gf k sat sex kiya without safety .. Acche se kiya pooraa careful kiya but mujhe darr lagra hai aunty ji ki pregnent na ho jay mera virya usky pussy me nahi gaya but mujhe darr hai
Dekhiye bete yeh ek bohot badi mithya hai ki sperm bahar nikalne se garbhdharn nahi hota hai kyunk pregnant hone ke liye ek shukranu bhi bohot kaafi hota hai. Yadi yeh sex unsafe tha toh yes ismein pregnancy ke chances ho skate hain. Iske liye unsafe sex ke 10 din poore hote hee ek home pregnancy test lijiye. Phir kisi vishagya ya achche panjikrit doctor se mill lijiye aur dekhiye kya ho sakta hai. Iske illava aap FPAI clinic se bhee sampark kar sakety hai jiski jaankari aaapko iski website pe mil jayegi. Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain to hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil ho!
Tue, 01/29/2019 - 09:57
Maa ji My ne sex worker ke saat meri pinnic ko vuske mu ragad liya H.i.v asakti Hai kya And h.i.v test 3months 6month 9month Konsi test last hogi And h.i.v effect shuru kab se start hone lagtahai
Bete oral sex se HIV ke chances nahi hai lekin kisi bhee risk se bachne ke liye condom ka istemaal zaruri hai aur yadi jis viykati ke saath aap unsafe sex kar rahe hain use HIV hai toh HIV hone ki sambhavna hai. Duniya bhar mein sabse adhik HIV casess, sex ke zariye hue hain.Lekin HIV aur bhi kai asurakshit karano se hota hai. Aur unsafe sex ke 3 months ke baad HIV test lene ki salah di jati hai ek panjikrit lab ya sarkari asptal se. Waise toh HIV ke koi apne lakshan nahin hai lekin kuch samay baad isse jud hui beemariyoun ke kuch lakshan aa saktey hain. So! Zara detail mein yeh niche diya hua link padhiye: Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain to hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil ho!
Main 4 din main 2 bar sex keya phir 2 no bar unwanted 72 ke pill ussa dai de aab period 10 din late ho gaya aab wo pregnant to nhi hoge But tablet lana kai 5 yai 8 din kai baad uss period aag gaye tha
Junaid bete is goli ko lene ke baad pregnancy ke chances bahut kam ya na ke barabar rah jate hai, aur pills lene ke baad period hue hain toh pregnancy ke chances aur bhi na ke barabar hain, par aap sure hone ke liye unsafe sex ke 10 din baad ek home pregnancy test le sakte hai. Unwanted ek emergency goli hai jo ki unsafe sex ke 72 ghanton ke andar hee lee jaati hai, lekin yeh mahila ke masik dharm par asar kar saktee hai, jo ho bhi raha hai, aap kuchh din aur dekh lijiye aur phir bhi period na aaye toh ek panjikrit doctor se mil lijiye. PLEASE in goliyon ko laparvahi se istemaal mat keejiye. Safe sex ke liye condom ka istemal kiya jaata hai naa ki emergency pills ka bete, yaha padhiye zara: Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain to hamare discussion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil ho!
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