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Is masturbation making my semen watery?

By Auntyji Tuesday, June 2, 2015 - 17:33
I have been masturbating since I was a teenager. Now I notice that my semen has become very watery and less in volume. Is it because of my old habit? What now? Will I be able to become a father or not? IK (28), New Delhi.

Auntyji says…

O beta IK, the consistency and volume of semen has nothing to do with masturbation. And neither is it any indication of fertility or infertility betaji. Be cool, puttar!

You see, semen has many components and sperm is one of them. Every time you ejaculate, millions of sperm leave your body. When one of your tiny little sperms meets her egg, you’ve potentially got a baby in the making. Now that happens only when all other factors – yours and hers – are ok.

It has little to do with how the semen feels and looks. If the very same watery semen has a good number of strong enough sperm, then it’s a job well done! That’s all! So please stop blaming masturbation for all your life-long problems, Tsunami included!

Why watery semen?

So what causes watery semen? It could be your food intake, could be too much ejaculation, too much heat for the gonads – testicles, I mean – and it could all be very temporary. So please stop the self-diagnosis and quit worrying about the future doomsday scenario of not being able to father a child.

It could also be some illness. If it continues for long, get a doctor to investigate. It could be something called retrograde ejaculation in which you are just not ejaculating or ejaculating very little. Again, not because you engaged in the national pastime in past times!

Worry not

Waise, why are you guys watching semen so closely? It really is no indicator of your fertility, you know. Let’s say if one is not being able to father a child, that could be due to innumerable medical conditions, not because you were a masturbator once! Ok?

Also men seem to think thicker is better. Arre baba, all we need are sperms, and if they are the healthy little swimmers they need to be, then why worry? Masturbation has almost nothing to do with it, but yes if you are masturbating frequently then each time you do ejaculate the consistency can be different, that’s all.

Fear factor

Now there are somethings you need to watch out for in your ejaculate. Some warning signs – odd odours, odd colours, bloodiness and, as I said before, no ejaculation at all... Varna toh sab theek hai beta.

What I liked to read best is your concern, “Will I be able to become a father?” I completely understand your fears, beta. Usually these fears are expressed by women – that they have to prove something to society, that the pressure of being a mother is huge.

However, as we now know, it can be the same with men. They too need to prove their virility and give mard hone ka saboot, which can range from violence to simply fathering a child! Both, needless to say, very incorrect expectations of masculinity! Wouldn’t you agree?

Chillax and relax

Do you know I have even heard men ask, “Auntyji, I think my blood is becoming thin, is it because of my ‘old habits’?” Just as well, may I add! Arre beta, how do you know what is thick and what is thin? Who are you to decide? So then?

And then there is another one, “My semen has become watery because of masturbation. My bones, haddi, are becoming weak and coming out in my ejaculate!” Sounds ridiculous? It is! Do men ask it? Yes, they certainly do! So now relax, have a laugh and enjoy your body and let these paper ghosts fly away in the wind!

To protect the author's privacy, the person in the photo is a model.

Are you worried about your ejaculate? What are your fears? Leave an anonymous comment below or reach Auntyji via Facebook.

Auntyji says…

O beta IK, the consistency and volume of semen has nothing to do with masturbation. And neither is it any indication of fertility or infertility betaji. Be cool, puttar!

You see, semen has many components and sperm is one of them. Every time you ejaculate, millions of sperm leave your body. When one of your tiny little sperms meets her egg, you’ve potentially got a baby in the making. Now that happens only when all other factors – yours and hers – are ok.

It has little to do with how the semen feels and looks. If the very same watery semen has a good number of strong enough sperm, then it’s a job well done! That’s all! So please stop blaming masturbation for all your life-long problems, Tsunami included!

Why watery semen?

So what causes watery semen? It could be your food intake, could be too much ejaculation, too much heat for the gonads – testicles, I mean – and it could all be very temporary. So please stop the self-diagnosis and quit worrying about the future doomsday scenario of not being able to father a child.

It could also be some illness. If it continues for long, get a doctor to investigate. It could be something called retrograde ejaculation in which you are just not ejaculating or ejaculating very little. Again, not because you engaged in the national pastime in past times!

Worry not

Waise, why are you guys watching semen so closely? It really is no indicator of your fertility, you know. Let’s say if one is not being able to father a child, that could be due to innumerable medical conditions, not because you were a masturbator once! Ok?

Also men seem to think thicker is better. Arre baba, all we need are sperms, and if they are the healthy little swimmers they need to be, then why worry? Masturbation has almost nothing to do with it, but yes if you are masturbating frequently then each time you do ejaculate the consistency can be different, that’s all.

Fear factor

Now there are somethings you need to watch out for in your ejaculate. Some warning signs – odd odours, odd colours, bloodiness and, as I said before, no ejaculation at all... Varna toh sab theek hai beta.

What I liked to read best is your concern, “Will I be able to become a father?” I completely understand your fears, beta. Usually these fears are expressed by women – that they have to prove something to society, that the pressure of being a mother is huge.

However, as we now know, it can be the same with men. They too need to prove their virility and give mard hone ka saboot, which can range from violence to simply fathering a child! Both, needless to say, very incorrect expectations of masculinity! Wouldn’t you agree?

Chillax and relax

Do you know I have even heard men ask, “Auntyji, I think my blood is becoming thin, is it because of my ‘old habits’?” Just as well, may I add! Arre beta, how do you know what is thick and what is thin? Who are you to decide? So then?

And then there is another one, “My semen has become watery because of masturbation. My bones, haddi, are becoming weak and coming out in my ejaculate!” Sounds ridiculous? It is! Do men ask it? Yes, they certainly do! So now relax, have a laugh and enjoy your body and let these paper ghosts fly away in the wind!

To protect the author's privacy, the person in the photo is a model.

Are you worried about your ejaculate? What are your fears? Leave an anonymous comment below or reach Auntyji via Facebook.

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Aunti ge I musterbate my self Dayle from my old teen age and now I am 25years old still yet I didn't left it and now if I think about sex and watch blue film and press my cook means it will stand strongly and if once my spearm gets out of my peenies slowly my cook cames dawn so is there any ways to keep my cook strong and standing if pumped 100time also in one day it should not get dawn so is there any ways and anather thing is I musterbate Dayle even till today and my spearm cames like little bit of water and little bit strong spearm so by this kind of my spearm will I be able to be a father
Relax, dear Preetam. The consistency and volume of semen has nothing to do with masturbation. And neither is it any indication of fertility or infertility. https://lovematters.in/en/resource/ejaculation https://lovematters.in/en/news/semen-top-five-facts https://lovematters.in/en/news/watery-semen-dont-blame-masturbation If you would like to join in on a further discussion on this topic, join our discussion board, "Just Ask” https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Anonymous
Thu, 03/09/2017 - 07:17
Meri nayi sadi hui hai jab main sex karta hun to mera virya patla girta hai kya ishka karan hastmathun hai aur kya main pita ban paunga. Virya girne ke bad meri patni ke yoni se pani jaisa kuch nikalta hai kahi vo mera virya to nahi hai
Bete virya ka gadha-mota hone se koi sambandh nahi hai zara yeh padho: https://lovematters.in/en/resource/ejaculation https://lovematters.in/en/news/semen-top-five-facts https://lovematters.in/en/news/watery-semen-dont-blame-masturbation Virya baahar aane ki chinta mat keejiye. Yeh ek bohot bada mithak hai ki sperm bahar nikalne se garbhdharan nahi hota hai kyunki pregnant hone ke liye ek shukranu bhi bohot kaafi hota hai. Zara yeh padhiye: https://lovematters.in/en/news/10-most-common-contraception-myths Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare discussion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Mam, meri shadi ku 1 saal ho gya hai me pregnant nai ho pa rahi hu mere husband da sperm count bhi bhut kam hai aur semen patla bhi bhut hai sex krte time sara bhr aa jata hai kya kro me
Hmmm! Kya aap is bare mein abhi tak kisi doctor se millein hai? Ek visheshagya ya achchhe panjikrit doctor se consult kijiye. Aur jaldi pregnancy ke tips yaha pahdiye: https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/tips https://lovematters.in/en/news/getting-pregnant-dos-and-donts Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare discussion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Auntiji,i am 22 yrs old,i hav started sex from previous year and had three times wid my Fiance and oll d times i had to take pill. Aunty ji he don't like protected sex..kahte interest nahi aata. I love him n unki marzi hai premarital sex so sometimes i become unable to protest. Mujhe future ki fikr hai. I heard
Hmmm! Lekin yeh baat apne unse share ki? Kya unhe safe sex yani protection jesa ki aap chahti hain nahi chahiye? Bete yadi pregnancy se bachna chahti hain toh garbhnirodhan toh use karna padega. Aap apne husband se iss bare mein khul kar baat kijiye, yeh aapka huq hai bete yaad rakho aur safe sex ke bare mein yaha padhiye aur apne husband ke bare mein unhe bhi padhaiye: https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/safe-sex Aur ek baat aur, sex ap dono ki marzi par nirbhar kartaa hai, apka fiance apko iske liye force nahi kar saktaa. Okay? Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
My boyfriend is facing problem after masturbating . He is feeling dizzy and once he even got fainted... What should I suggest him to do?
Bete Masturbation is a safe way to satisfy yourself. It would do no harm nor any illness. Bete you should visit to a doctor to know the reason behind this flabbiness. At last All I can say is just don’t fuss about it, he should keep himself busy and calm and well do other things as well, such as going out, some sports etc… http://lovematters.in/hi/resource/men-masturbating
my age is 18 and my semen is too watery and ejaculates a little ...and thickness of the semen not seen sometimes , does this means that I have low sperm count ....and would effect my future married life...and another question do sperm get phagocyte ...???? I am really in worry about my future ...
No bete, the consistency of your semen is not related to the sperm count. For more information, read this: https://lovematters.in/en/news/semen-top-five-facts If you would like to join in on a further discussion on this topic, join our discussion board, "Just Ask” https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Hmm! yadi yeh unsafe sex tha toh ismien pregnancy ke chances ho skate hain.. After 10 days aap ek home test kar saktey hain. Morning urine sample is much better for this. Ok? http://lovematters.in/hi/resource/unplanned-pregnancy
Isse Anal sex ya guda methun kehte hain.Yadi dono partners ki poori sehmati hai issey karney may to kar saktay hai lekin wo part bohot dry hota hai jiksey liey koi chiknai Jaise KY jelly ka istemal kiya ja sakta hai ya chikanai yukt condom bhi use kar saktay hai, yadi condom ka istemal kiya jaey to koi side effect nahi hai. LEKIN, yeh jaan leejiye ki Har koi hark ism ke sex ke liye tayyar nahin ho jaate – isme unki marzee honi chhaiye. Yadi unhe yeh pasand nahin toh iska matlab hai ,NAHIN. Samjh Gaye? http://lovematters.in/hi/resource/anal-se
Relax bete! Ling ka size badhane ka koi bhi tarika maujood nahi hai. Ling ke size ki sahi jaankari yahan se hasil kijiye: https://lovematters.in/en/resource/penis-shapes-and-sizes https://lovematters.in/en/news/penis-top-five-facts Aur please size par mat jao apna andaaz acha karo unke saath time bithao. Aap khud ye nirnay le ki aapka ling chota hai ya bada yeh itna uchit nahi hoga. Aur sorry bête isay bada ya lamba karne ka koi tarika nahi hai Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Bete, Hastmaithun ek safe/surakshit tareeka hai apni santushti karne ka. Isse koi nuksaan ya beemari nahin hoti. Yadi chahein toh bahut see activities hain, jinmein aap samya bitaa sakte hain. jaise ki khel – games, gym ya koi hobbies…ok? Yeh bhi padhiye: https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/men-masturbating https://lovematters.in/en/news/i-could-masturbate-anytime-anywhere https://lovematters.in/en/resource/masturbating Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Nahi bete, hastmaithun se aisa kuchh nahi hota. Hastmaithun ek safe/surakshit tareeka hai apni santushti karne ka. Isse koi nuksaan ya beemari nahin hoti. Yadi chahein toh bahut see activities hain, jinmein aap samya bitaa sakte hain. jaise ki khel – games, gym ya koi hobbies…ok? Yeh bhi padhiye: https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/men-masturbating https://lovematters.in/en/news/i-could-masturbate-anytime-anywhere https://lovematters.in/en/resource/masturbating Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Aunty ji main weekly me 4/5 bar hastmanthan krne ki wajah se main kafi patla ho gya hun aur mera body growth b ni kr rha., aur mera penis b downward hoke tedha ho gya h (kya ye hastmanthan k karan hua h underwear ke karan). Plz mujhe kuch upay btaiye...
Dekho bete, Hastmaithun ek safe/surakshit tareeka hai apni santushti karne ka. Isse koi nuksaan ya beemari nahin hoti. Yadi chahein toh bahut see activities hain, jinmein aap samya bitaa sakte hain. jaise ki khel – games, gym ya koi hobbies…ok? Yeh bhi padhiye: https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/men-masturbating https://lovematters.in/en/news/i-could-masturbate-anytime-anywhere https://lovematters.in/en/resource/masturbating Yadi aap is mudde par humse aur gehri charcha mein judna chahte hain toh hamare disccsion board “Just Poocho” mein zaroor shamil hon! https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Aunty Ji i just want to know ki I am masturbating since teenage now my semen is watery only And when I see porn my pe is get stand only that time ... Nd not getting my morning wood is this a thing to worry aunty ji
Beta semen has nothing to do with it being thick or thin, please remember that porn is only for entertainment, we hope that you are not in any kind of pressures or tension as it is very important to be free minded at the time of sex: https://lovematters.in/en/news/4-signs-you-have-erectile-dysfunction https://lovematters.in/en/news/erection-trouble-where-turn https://lovematters.in/en/resource/ejaculation https://lovematters.in/en/news/watery-semen-dont-blame-masturbation If you would like to join in on a further discussion on this topic, join our discussion board, "Just Ask" . https://lovematters.in/en/forum
akhil patel
Thu, 02/04/2016 - 23:34
my age is 25 single and my penis around 4 inch and thin and semen also comes very thin so in future its all create any problems to become father ? and tip to increase size and semen thickness?
Relax beta, there is no way one can increase the size of their penis. For correct information on penis size please read the links given below. Semen has nothing to do with it being thick or thin. For more information you can read the links given below: https://lovematters.in/en/resource/penis-shapes-and-sizes https://lovematters.in/hi/resource/ejaculation https://lovematters.in/en/news/watery-semen-dont-blame-masturbation If you would like to join in on a further discussion on this topic, join our discussion board, "Just Ask" . https://lovematters.in/en/forum
Mam I started masturbating when I am 11 and half and now I am 16 I saw that my penis gets bends towards left secret watery sperm is it causes due to masturbation I am very much tension by this reason .So therefore I cannot concentrate on my studies by the tension that I become father in future or not . Doctor tell me about this matter
Curvature of penis is very common beta! So dont worry, Beta semen has nothing to do with it being thick or thin: https://lovematters.in/en/resource/ejaculation https://lovematters.in/en/news/watery-semen-dont-blame-masturbation https://lovematters.in/en/resource/penis-shapes-and-sizesc If you would like to join in on a further discussion on this topic, join our discussion board, "Just Ask" . https://lovematters.in/en/forum
hello Auntyji meri age26 he or jab me apni partner se SEX kar raha hota hu tab excitement bahut hoti he pr mera PENISH Hard on (tight) nahi hota kya karu kuch help kariye.. kya kuch khane pine ne dhyan rakhna padega .. kya mera stamina kam hoga toh Upay bataye pls
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