Auntyji says… Akhilesh bhai, ek baat to bilkul sach kahi! I am very sure that many men identify with the sentiment of their penis being the problem. Hain ki nahin?
Read up and full up
Beta sun, you must have read up the whole internet by now. You might know what is Phimosis, circumcision and it’s procedure, vaghera vaghera! So let’s not spend any more time on that.
First, let’s get the medical details out of the way. So beta sun, wasie toh many people have tight foreskin and they live with it. But there is always a chance of it becoming a point of breeding infection, collecting dirt and subsequently causing discomfort and pain.
It can also obstruct the easy flow of urine, which can be quite complex. So beta is it worth taking a risk over? That is why people choose for a circumcision, and get over with it.
Operation “foreskin”
Now comes the scary part. What’s freaking you out is the operation, right? It is not a serious operation. It’s really a small job and gets done pretty quickly.
I hear many distraught gentlemen coming out of it, smiling on their way with a distinct sigh of relief saying, “Why didn’t I do it before?”
So at least go and ask the doctor how long will it take and what will he do to your foreskin, not penis. Let me assure you, that will be and remain intact.
Out of shame or due to it
Ab aayi baat embarrassment ki. Sun yaar Akhilesh, do you have to honestly tell all your pals where you were for a week? Chutti mein karva lo yeh job. If your pals can say, “I went to Kasauli for a break,” or “I went to Delhi.” Do you even have to say, “I went and got my foreskin cut off”? Hain?
Itni bhi kya honesty? Can’t you just get away with “I stayed home dude!” And that, let me assure you, is where you will be. At home, on the computer while mummy serves you your favourite food and people do things for you. That’s a dream holiday, isn’t it?
Daddy darling…
Seriously, go talk to the other gentleman in your house or your father. Zimmedari unki bhi hai! Hearing out his ward’s intimate issues! Both of you can go see a doctor together.
Beta, you are in pain and because others may find it funny, do you want to continue living with it and other potential infections? How will you explain those?
Just by the way, an unclean penis begins to smell really bad. That is just the unsexiest thing in the world. You better keep that in mind. Now say, kaat deeya jaaye, ki chode deeya jaaye, bol tere saath kya salook keeya jaaye?
To protect the author’s privacy, the person in the picture is a model.
Do you have any other problem with your foreskin or penis? Send us your concerns as comments or contact us on Facebook.
Daddy darling…
Seriously, go talk to the other gentleman in your house or your father. Zimmedari unki bhi hai! Hearing out his ward’s intimate issues! Both of you can go see a doctor together.
Beta, you are in pain and because others may find it funny, do you want to continue living with it and other potential infections? How will you explain those?
Just by the way, an unclean penis begins to smell really bad. That is just the unsexiest thing in the world. You better keep that in mind. Now say, kaat deeya jaaye, ki chode deeya jaaye, bol tere saath kya salook keeya jaaye?
To protect the author’s privacy, the person in the picture is a model.
Do you have any other problem with your foreskin or penis? Send us your concerns as comments or contact us on Facebook.