Will my wife think my penis is small?

Auntyji says… Oh first and foremost beta Rohit, vadh vadh mubaarkan! What a lovely time this is, to be engaged, to be grown up and feel big, in most ways that is….

Be size wise

Ab sab toh pehlaan puttar, who has decided that your size is not quite ok? Do you have any facts to prove that? Or are you just informed by your guru-gyaani dost yaar? Or even better, the totally reliable all-you-wanted-to-know-about-sex-and-body-parts – blue films!

Khoteyaaa, I am teasing you. These both are ekdum unauthentic and unreliable sources of information! Your pals and porn may well be your best friends, but the information coming out of there, ehhhh…. not so great, so take charge of that first. Also the size we sport has a lot to do with our heredity, our genes and even ethnicity. So rule number one: Don’t compare!

Hard facts

Now this old line, “Bada hai toh behtar hai!” Betaji, it works when you go for TV shopping, not penis Theek hai? So get this out of your mind that the bigger the better. What matters beta Rohit is how you use the tool. Work on your moves, dude. And here your pals and porn can help – help to lose your doubts, you inhibitions and show you how great sex can be like.

Get ideas, but don’t get your hopes up, bro! Pornography is not real and pals can exaggerate. Plus one person’s sexual experience cannot be exactly the same as another. Find out what women want, what they like and what women’s bodies are like. That will give you a clear route map around sex and size! To be a great lover, you could begin with knowing, owning and loving your own body. You could begin with looking and smelling good, with being clean and healthy!

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Ace the technique

One thing you can forget about is any sort of force, jabardasti, violence. BAD MOVES, not at all. Work on your relationship from now. Start talking to her, with a hint of sexual overtone. Ask her what she likes, and start some flirting. Let her feel that you want her.

Here is another heartening fact, many women freak out at the sight of a large penis. They feel it will hurt them. They feel tensed and more often than not, it does cause hurt and pain. The key is, to let her relax, get to know her body, let her touch and feel you up and begin to know what she is dealing with. Similarly for you, if you can calm her down, take charge on matters of first night, nudity and virginity. Baby, now you are very much on the right track.

Chal pher and worry not puttar, ab relax and enjoy yourself in these few months. Start the sweet, sexy talk. Meet her and get her thinking about you. Aaje pher chak de phatte, “Maalmal da kurta, dikhda hari sab kuch clear maahiyaa, aaja saamne, tera bhi size hai 10 maahiya!”

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